Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael. Mark was the owner of an old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible." Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
