Michael jokes
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Three men die at the same time and go to Heaven. St. Peter says to them, "It's going to be a long journey to heaven, so I will give you a good vehicle depending on how much you've cheated on your wives."
"We'll start with you, Michael. Since you were quite the womanizer and cheated on your wife multiple times, you will be getting a Toyota." The man, embarrassed, left in the Toyota.
"Nolan, you were better; you cheated on your wife twice, so I will give you a Mercedes. Now, as for you, Mark, you never cheated on your wife; you are an absolute saint, so I will be giving you a Lamborghini."
The man in the Toyota saw the man with the Lamborghini the next day crying like a child on his car, and he asked the man in the Lamborghini, "What the hell is going on?"
The man in the Lamborghini says, "I just saw my wife riding through the streets of Heaven on roller skates!"
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"