What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.
why does michael jackson like doge miner? he thinks its about minors dressed in doge costumes
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book? A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care centre, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
What plae has more boys than the catholic church? Michael Jackson's bedroom
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Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael jackson
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out boys 2 men wasn't a delivery service
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Things to kids: Dragapult:Ooh, look! Some ammo A Good Parent: My baby Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
Michael Jackson broke his window what dose he say? i cant sehe
“So I asked Genie if he could grant me this wish, I wished to be like Michael Jackson, the next day I was in a playground full of little kids.”
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone. Kids play with both of them
why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.
