Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Michael Jokes
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
