Michael jokes
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Who would you choose?
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.