What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag
One is made of plastic and bad for kids the other one holds shopping
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service
what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
they're both predators
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove? So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book? A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
Things to kids: Dragapult:Ooh, look! Some ammo A Good Parent: My baby Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael jackson
why does michael jackson like doge miner? he thinks its about minors dressed in doge costumes
“So I asked Genie if he could grant me this wish, I wished to be like Michael Jackson, the next day I was in a playground full of little kids.”
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone. Kids play with both of them
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care centre, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
So a man goes to church is dipped in water 3 times by a Priest as he says, " From now on your name is Michael and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol. " . Soon after the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips it in the water 3 times while saying, " From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol. " .
why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.
