What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
Michael Jokes
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
