What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.
Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Michael Jakson gets really ill so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there he says 'am i in heaven?' The doctor replies 'Nah sir we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward.'
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
U Can't Touch Kids
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What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? hey get out of my sun!
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died... His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
whats in a michael jackson hotdog
a 50 year old piece of meat
a 12 year old bun
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag
One is made of plastic and bad for kids the other one holds shopping
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?
Because he's dead
What does michael jackson and santa clause have in commen? They both let little kids sit on his lap
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service
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what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
they're both predators
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove? So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
