Michael jokes

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.

When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.

Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.

What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.

Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"

The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."

What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!

What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?

A 50-year-old piece of meat.

A 12-year-old bun.

Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.

Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...

His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...

Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?

Because he's dead.

What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.

What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?

“Just beat it! Just beat it!”

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.

Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"

Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"