Michael Jokes

Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5 year olds face

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

what did they do with michael jackson when he died

he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change

Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.

What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?

They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite Piano note? A Minor

Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.

Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.

Michael Jakson gets really ill so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there he says 'am i in heaven?' The doctor replies 'Nah sir we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward.'

Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....

Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor

What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? hey get out of my sun!

Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.

Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died... His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...