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Robot

47 views · Willy b · 5 months ago
A close-up photo of an olive green, circular object with a black cap in the center, resembling an anti-personnel landmine, resting on a light brown surface. Above the object, text reads: "Robot vacuum, cleans 50 square metres, foot activated, sensible offers only" followed by a woozy face emoji. The bottom right corner has a "CocoFun" watermark.
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    • Michael Jackson

    13 views · Hee hee · 6 years ago

    Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?

    Because he's dead.

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