Meteorology Jokes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"

Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?

Because the clouds kept throwing shade.

Why does the sky think it's so powerful?

Because it's always looking down on us.

Why is the sun mad at the clouds?

The clouds keep throwing shade.

What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.

Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?

Because it was on strike.

When does it rain money?

When there's a change in the weather.

Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?

He mist.

I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?

A cloud.

Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?

He saw the climate change.

What did one hurricane say to the other?

"I got my EYE on you!"

Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?

Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!

Why did the rapper become a weatherman?

To predict the HEAT of his next single.

What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?

Nothing, it was feeling blue.

What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.