Meteorology

Meteorology Jokes

Tent

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"

Sun

Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?

Because the clouds kept throwing shade.

Sky

Why does the sky think it's so powerful?

Because it's always looking down on us.

Sun

Why is the sun mad at the clouds?

The clouds keep throwing shade.

Work

Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?

Because it was on strike.

Skeleton

How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?

If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.

Cloud

I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?

A cloud.

Wind

Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?

Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!

Cloud

Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a weatherman?

To predict the HEAT of his next single.

Rainbow

What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?

Nothing, it was feeling blue.