Metal jokes
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
Rust in peace.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.
So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.
This didn't actually happen.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
Community talk
What if the metal gear was solid?
(As per Cosmo's request)
Jack opened his drying eyes, awoken by a piercing ray of sunlight shining through crooked blinds. A gentle smell wafted in from the corner of what his temporarily blinded eyes knew to be a dilapidated kitchen. It was the one good thing about his life, that smell. He closed his eyes once more and awaited his call.
“Jacky, breakfast time!” beckoned that oh-so-familiar girlish voice. “Oh, sil… Read more
Yo guys I won't be on as much my school just banned electronics and I go back the 15th of August I'll try to be on at home or work when I get this job at the carwash but yeah my school is banning electronics and are putting metal detectors to find people sneaking phones, computers, games systems ECT in