A Magnetically Attracted Breakfast

Listen up, buttercup. An MRI machine is basically a giant, super-powerful magnet. When you go in, they make sure you have absolutely no metal on you because that metal will fly right toward the machine. The joke here is that this genius ate a bowl full of metal ball bearings for breakfast. You can just imagine what happens when that giant magnet tries to yank those metallic spheres out of their stomach. Based fact: you probably try to stick pennies to your fridge and think it's magic.