Heavy Metal jokes

I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.

What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They are big, heavy metal fans!

I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.

I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.

What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

Like if you know someone is emo.

What category of music did JFK like?

You could say he was a metalhead.