Heavy Metal jokes

I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.

What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They are big, heavy metal fans!

I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.

I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.

Like if you know someone is emo.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."