Meow

Meow Jokes

One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:

"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"

"Take it easy, cats donโ€™t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."

"You donโ€™t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"

"Cats arenโ€™t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"

"Iโ€™m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! please help, please help!"

Asdf movie: meow meow Iโ€™m a cow Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick

I have a pussy. It's very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It's also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.

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