Meow jokes
What did Ahsan do?
Meow meow.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! Please help, please help!"
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
pop pop meow?
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
I have a pussy. It's very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It's also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are robbing a bank. The police are soon after them, so they hide in a bunch of barrels.
The police arrive and search the area. They come over to the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it. The brunette says, "Woof."
"Oh, it's just a dog," says the police officer, and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. The redhead says, "Meow."
"Oh, it's just a cat," says the officer, then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden. The blonde says, "Potato."
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"