New Meow Jokes

what did ahsan do meow meow

Meow meow im a cow and i like cum cum cum

Meow meow I'm a dog said the sped kid

im the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof

meow meow woof woof thats wgat animals say to me when i die

i couldn't find my cat. and then my pillow started meowing.

One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:

"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"

"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."

"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"

"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"

"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! please help, please help!"

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word i prefer créme de la meow meow

What’s the difference between a cat and a frog A cat has 9 lives and a frog croaks every day

When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef You : is this chicken? Chef : no its meow meow

Once upon a time the end was what when how end meow.

what did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?

meooooow

what sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?

Meow.

Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick

pop pop meow

What did one ☝️ cat 🐈 say to the other? Happy 😃

I have a pussy. It's very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It's also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.

What is a cats favorite Queens song... Don’t stop meow

a blonde a brunette and a redhead are robbing a bank. the police are soon after them so they hide in a bunch of barrels. the police arrive and search the area, they come over too the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it, the brunette says "woof". "oh, it's just a dog" says the police officer and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. the redhead says "meow", "oh it's just a cat" says the officer then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden the blonde says "potato"