Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of hispanic attacks
The closest thing in a depression person's life is a knife and his/her throat
My parents telling me: "What doesnt kill you makes you stronger." Me upset about my suicideattempt doesnt succeed.
ahem.. if somebody you dont like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this
Hello thank you for choosing mamas pizzeria/ abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce how may i help you?
or
hello this is davids orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you?
some people reactions are priceless and then the wonder about you mental health
I want to date depression cuz at least ik they wont leave me
Yeah, im made out of DNA ✨ Depression N anxiety ✨
Men and Depression have something in common they’re always talk
My friend said why do you have depression there is so much happiness in the world and I said why do you have asma there is so much air in the world
how do you help a depressed kid face their fears... u count to 3 and say jump>
what's something a depressed person can do that a regular person cant ? the depressed person can scan them self
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible and you will hurt so many people that love you. That’s why no one will be hurt.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids "Suicide squad"
What is a group of depressed kids called they are called suicide squad
Hi if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it plz do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself
The depperessd kid getting bullied the bully : you are useless the depperessd kid : i know
hey you the person who ́s scrolling, i know you might have depression and some feel they cant talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please if you need to talk to others if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone i promise you that i will talk to you, you are not alone and even though it seems it won't change and get better it will i promise. please no harsh comments toward each other.
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :) -> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game and here in this world we are here for each other although at times it might not seem like it. keep strong and you'll find the end of the tunnel but ending the pain and bieng gone just spreads depression.
To everyone saying "don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying". Do you think we have it easy?? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
