The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,
I hope you're fucking happy.
What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)
My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.
Me: But they're not that long.
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: Seeing others happy.
Doctor: Ok, so what makes you happy?
Me: Seeing stupid people in misery or agony.
Doctor: Well, that's rather sadistic.
Me: Well, statistically one in two doctors have fingered a child...
Doctor: Do you want your prescription or shall I book you an endoscopy?
Me: There's nothing hidden inside me, I'm empty "smug face".
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.
