Mental Health jokes
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,
I hope you're fucking happy.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.
Depression has a tight grip
What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees.
To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)
My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.
Me: But they're not that long.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: Seeing others happy.
Doctor: Ok, so what makes you happy?
Me: Seeing stupid people in misery or agony.
Doctor: Well, that's rather sadistic.
Me: Well, statistically one in two doctors have fingered a child...
Doctor: Do you want your prescription or shall I book you an endoscopy?
Me: There's nothing hidden inside me, I'm empty "smug face".
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...
Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.