Mental Health jokes

The depressed kid getting bullied.

The bully: "You are useless."

The depressed kid: "I know."

Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,

I hope you're fucking happy.

I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees.

I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.

To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)

My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.

Me: But they're not that long.

It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?

Finding Emo.

When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.

Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?

Me: Seeing others happy.

Doctor: Ok, so what makes you happy?

Me: Seeing stupid people in misery or agony.

Doctor: Well, that's rather sadistic.

Me: Well, statistically one in two doctors have fingered a child...

Doctor: Do you want your prescription or shall I book you an endoscopy?

Me: There's nothing hidden inside me, I'm empty "smug face".

I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.

A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.

Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"

Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.

RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)

Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......

I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...

Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.

You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."

Friends: comments give reason.

Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."

Day later:

Mom: Let me see your TikTok.

Me: Shows her the video.

Mom: calls suicide.

JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.

I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.

To whoever you are, you are loved.

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.

Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.