Mental Health jokes

The depressed kid getting bullied.

The bully: "You are useless."

The depressed kid: "I know."

Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,

I hope you're fucking happy.

What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees.

I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)

My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.

Me: But they're not that long.

When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.

It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?

Finding Emo.

Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?

Me: Seeing others happy.

Doctor: Ok, so what makes you happy?

Me: Seeing stupid people in misery or agony.

Doctor: Well, that's rather sadistic.

Me: Well, statistically one in two doctors have fingered a child...

Doctor: Do you want your prescription or shall I book you an endoscopy?

Me: There's nothing hidden inside me, I'm empty "smug face".

A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.

Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"

Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.

RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)

Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......

You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.

Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."

Friends: comments give reason.

Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."

Day later:

Mom: Let me see your TikTok.

Me: Shows her the video.

Mom: calls suicide.

JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.

I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...

Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.

I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.

To whoever you are, you are loved.

I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.

Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.