The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees.
To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)
My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.
Me: But they're not that long.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: Seeing others happy.
Doctor: Ok, so what makes you happy?
Me: Seeing stupid people in misery or agony.
Doctor: Well, that's rather sadistic.
Me: Well, statistically one in two doctors have fingered a child...
Doctor: Do you want your prescription or shall I book you an endoscopy?
Me: There's nothing hidden inside me, I'm empty "smug face".
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
I have depression, and am suicidal. Nobody knows though, let's joke about that lol.
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
