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Desk

13 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

i love school chromebooks

A screenshot of a computer screen showing many open Google Chrome tabs. Each tab looks like a small window with the Google Chrome logo in the middle and an X to close it at the upper-right corner. The tab titles are not visible, but some tabs are shown as black screens, suggesting they may have been recently opened or are not loaded yet. The tabs are neatly organized into rows and columns, and there is a 'Save desk for later' button at the top left.
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  • Misunderstanding

    13 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows Ernie and Bert. Bert is covered in some white substance. The text says, "Ernie misunderstood Bert's request for 5 guys on his birthday."
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  • Chicken

    27 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text message conversation with KFC. The first message reads "Hello there's something wrong with my chicken", and an image of an oddly shaped piece of fried chicken is shown. The second message from KFC reads "What the fuck".
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  • Woman

    16 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image shows a Facebook conversation where a person says 'Technically he is thinking about other womans.' Another person replies 'womans'. Then a third person comments 'Womans because when you have multiple objects you add an S at the end'. Below that is an image of a video game with the words 'SPEECH 100+' and 'INTELLIGENCE LEVEL 1 +110'.
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  • Heart

    10 views · IWS/INGEN - COLLAB ACC! · 1 year ago
    A man is smiling knowingly and pointing to his head. Text overlaid on the image reads, "No one can break your heart if you don't let them into your life."
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  • Emotion

    60 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A plush rat wearing a chef's hat and apron is holding a wooden spoon. The text on the image reads "hey guys what emotion does this image make you feel?", and there are two chat replies: "lust" and "anyone else".
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  • People

    25 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image contains four screenshots of tweets. The first by Beans After Dark says "british people be like im bri ish". The second by ryan says "british ppl wake up in a bathtub full of ice with their kidneys gone n be like 'right. what's all this then?'". The third by quinn says "British people could watch their family be murdered and be like 'hmmm i dont quite fancy that'". The fourth by Caleb says "British people be like 'litchrally'"
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  • FBI

    14 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image shows a tweet that says "the actual FBI showed up to my parents house because of this post" with another tweet saying "get out there and vote". Underneath there is a picture of a bomb with the word "Ballot" under it and an image of the supreme court with "Ballot BOX" under it.
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  • Driver

    13 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image shows three panels. On the left, a damaged black car says: "Please stop giving me your worst drivers and let me die." On the right above, a drawing of Jesus says: "But you're my strongest Altima. Meet your next driver, Hayleigh." Below Jesus, a drawing of a girl with pink hair exclaims: "omggggg yayyyy"
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  • Plug

    15 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A purple, egg-shaped butt plug with a surprised face is standing upright on a gray surface.
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  • Holiday

    15 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image shows a comic panel with two characters. On the left side, a 'soyjak' character initially says, "Easter was actually originally a pagan holiday!" then in the second row, he is saying, "BUT WE ...", and in the third he is crying saying, "THAT'S NOT...". On the right side, a man in a priest garb is saying, "Keep complaining and we'll take Toyotathon and make it a Christian holiday too." Then in the second row, he says "You just lost Shark Week", and in the third, "SHARK WEEK IS A WEEK LONG CHRISTIAN FESTIVAL NOW."
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  • God

    13 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows a split-screen. On top, a man with no arms is saying, "Through God, all things are possible." Below him, a woman is yelling, "DO 10 PUSH UPS RIGHT NOW!"
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  • Sister

    14 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows a white paper cutout of a figure with a raised hand, taped to a window. The shadow of the cutout is also visible in the dark room.
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  • Transformation

    17 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A person is standing in front of a mirror. In the reflection, a yellow cartoon duck is shown instead of the person's reflection. The text above the image reads "visualising in the mirror the man I want to become:".
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  • Bow

    12 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A person is holding a rifle modified into a bow which shoots swords. The text says "AN ASSAULT RIFLE BOW THAT FIRES SWORDS Your argument is invalid".
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  • Bank

    22 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A man in a suit and cap is walking on a cobblestone street. The text overlay provides a four-step process starting with: 1. borrow 10 billion from the bank. 2. buy the bank. 3. delete your own debt. 4. sell the bank.
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  • Hand

    13 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A hand is loading a magazine of real bullets into a yellow and orange Nerf gun.
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  • Corner

    20 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
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  • Challenge

    11 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A black and white photo of soldiers landing on a beach from a boat. In the middle of the photo is the cartoon character Chris McLean with his arms spread out in a welcoming manner. The text on the image reads, "Alright campers, today's challenge is gonna be a hard one."
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  • Teen

    13 views · DrNoob72 · 2 years ago
    The image shows a two-panel meme. The upper panel shows a magazine cover with a headline that reads, "Paralysed teen learned to walk" and below "Hit by car...and paralysed again". The magazine also has two images, one of a woman standing smiling and another of her receiving medical attention. The text "As Jade is now" can be seen too. The bottom panel shows a close up of Iron Man with a caption that says "God" over his face and "Stay down. Final warning." at the bottom.
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