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Don't squint your eyes

A wooden cutting board with two large pieces of steak, one cooked and one raw, plus many sliced pieces of cooked steak.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a globe with the text: "FUN FACT: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown."

Heroin Monkey

A road sign featuring a silhouette of a moose standing over a crushed car. Text below reads: "INVINCIBLE MOOSE NEXT 5 KM". The image is accompanied by the text, "Roses are red. Mercury's in thermometers."

Heroin Monkey

A box of Pop-Tarts with one pastry pulled halfway out. On the visible part of the pastry the word "Vaseline" is written.

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon girl is shown looking distressed. The text on the image says "When you offer some Nutella to your friend and they don't want to use a spoon. Don't stick your finger inside!"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a tweet that says "the actual FBI showed up to my parents house because of this post" with another tweet saying "get out there and vote". Underneath there is a picture of a bomb with the word "Ballot" under it and an image of the supreme court with "Ballot BOX" under it.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows an artistic painting. The text on the image says: "How it feels to inherit the family alcoholism." There is a wooden statue on the left, and in the center is a man with a long white beard and a white robe. On the lower part of the painting there is a man lying down with his hand raised.

Heroin Monkey

A three-panel comic strip showing a person with a sad cloud over their head. In the first panel, the person thinks "not today, sadness.". In the second panel, a winged person uses a mop to wipe away the cloud of sadness. In the third panel, the person stares at a vacuum cleaner hanging from the ceiling.

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The image shows a video game inventory screen with different food items. The text at the top reads "When your mate Oatcakes is up to his wacky antics again." Below, there is a section titled "CLASSIC OATCAKES". There are three food items: "MEDLEY BAKING CO. ASSORTED BISCUITS" with the number 4, "SCHMITZ SWEET C" with the number 2, and then "classic oatcakes" with the number 7.

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elmos bad day

A red Elmo puppet stands outside on a dirt and grass surface. Someone points a large silver revolver at Elmo. The background is blurred, showing a tree.

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A fish is laying on a white surface while dark chocolate sauce is poured onto it. The text above reads, 'Le Fishe au chocolat'.

Nateツ

A photo of a child with a tired, sad expression on their face. Above the image is the text: "I hope this email finds you in good spirits." How the email found me:

Nateツ

The image shows the text 'Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:' above a picture of Elmo with flames in the background.

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The image is split in two. On the left side is a photo of a young man with a surprised expression, and on the right side, a photo of Barney the dinosaur smiling.

Heroin Monkey

A flowchart with the title "Should you buy crack" has a series of questions leading to the decision of buying crack or not. The flowchart starts with the question "Do you have money?", if no, then "Not for crack", if yes, then, a box says "Blasphemy!". After that, questions about job, payment, possession, and finally whether you have a warm hole leading all the way to "Buy some crack"

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The image shows a person with multiple overlaid faces. The faces show varying expressions of singing. Text at the top reads "when a song has different parts playing at the same time and you try to sing all of them."

Thoughtless

A four panel cartoon shows a man with a bow and arrow, Robin, taking a bag of gold from a king and stating he steals from the rich and gives to the poor. In the second panel the king states that Robin took all his money and now he is the poor one. In the third panel Robin is looking at a bag of gold stating he is now the rich one and a woman looks at him surprised. In the fourth panel Robin is handing the woman a bag of gold saying sorry but it is only fair.

Thoughtless

The image shows a pink sign that says, "Surprise your valentine" with some hearts, hanging above a shelf of hammers.

Lostin Flowers

It's Christmas!

A grumpy-looking cat wearing a Santa hat with the text 'It's Christmas' above the cat and the text 'Yippee' below.

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The image shows a still of Nala from "The Lion King" with a large red circle with a line through it superimposed over her head. There is text in yellow on the right saying "THIS IS NOT OKAY". Below the image is the text "Patriotic Christian Mothers Against the Frankly Obscene Look Nala Gives Simba After He Lands On Top Of Her In The Jungle Wrestling Scene."

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