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𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Bye bye Jerry!

A gray cat holding a weapon is sitting in front of a mouse hole. The text says, "It was on that day Tom had enough of Jerry's shit."

hayden💯💯💯

thanks for the information

The image shows a scarecrow dressed in a white robe and pointed hood standing in a field of watermelons. The text above the image says, "How to protect your watermelon farm".

MysteryGirl

😶‍🌫️

The image is a four-panel meme. In the left panels, a man is crying. The first panel says, "Santa, I want a dragon." The second panel says, "Ok! I want a girlfriend." The right panels show Santa. In the first panel, he says, "Be realistic." In the second panel, he says, "Which colour dragon do you need?" Underneath the last panels, it says, "Forever alone" with a laughing emoji.

God

First meme here

A black cat is lying on a wooden floor, biting a white flip-flop. Another floral flip-flop is on the floor nearby. The text "YOUR SOLE IS MINE!" is written in white capital letters across the bottom of the image.

Daddy dick

Me seeing a little girl crying

The image shows a text conversation where a person sees a little girl crying near a grave and asks what's wrong. The girl replies that no one came to her funeral. Below the text there's a black and white photo of a young man with his eyes wide open. There is a text at the bottom of the image saying "Hold up".

-Tomm-

The image shows text that reads, "kids who died of dehydration because you can't drink until you're 21", above a skeleton laying on the ground.

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Me:

The image shows a person dressed as Ronald McDonald, the mascot for McDonald's, wearing glasses and holding a machine gun. The text above the image says, "Someone: Sum up America in one picture. Me:".

Daddy dick

GOD DAM THAAT MUST HURT

A close up photo of a woman's face. She has nose piercings and her eyes are closed. A hand is holding a 9V battery to her tongue. The text reads: "How you jump start a millennial..."

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Also me on the car ride home:

The image shows a two-part scene. The first part is text that reads, "Barber: you like it? Me: yup perfect!" The second part depicts a person in a car, looking distressed and covering their mouth with their hand. The text "Also me on the car ride home:" is above the person.

hayden💯💯💯

Fr

The image shows the text "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" above an image of Elmo from Sesame Street, who appears to be in flames and is yelling in pain.

freddyfatbear

BED

A man is smirking and has a confused look on his face with text that reads: When it's 10pm and your friend says, "so where are we going after this?" To bed???

MisterDussel

Basically Apple in a Nutshell

Jenny 😂

A photo shows four images of a bag of Publix Pure Granulated Sugar. The top two are full shots of the bag showing the words "Pure Granulated Sugar". The bottom two images are close-ups of the same bag showing a label saying "Sugar Free". Below the images the text "Soooo... What's in the bag?" appears.

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Third meme here

A cat is stuck in a bra. Text above the cat reads: "NOOOOO!" Text below the cat reads: "IT'S A BOOBY TRAP!"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a person responding to a police officer's question. The text reads: Police: "How high are you?" Me: No officer, it's hi, how are you?

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

I hope it's a dog

A drum kit is wrapped in green gift paper with little white dog designs. The text "I hope it's a dog" is written above the image.

CaptainEgg75

for real

A man in a red hoodie, MrBeast, stands in front of a staircase leading down into a basement. The text on the image says "Today I'm going to buy this basement full of children."

Hailey ❁

Yes.

A four-panel image. The top left panel shows the text: "Me naming myself to scare other players". Below the text is a line with Japanese text: "忍者ソース付恐竜歯ブラシ". The top right panel shows an image of a man with his arms crossed. The bottom left panel shows the text: "Japanese dude wondering why my name is 'Dinosaur Toothbrush With Ninja Sauce'". The bottom right panel shows an image of a man looking at the screen.

hayden💯💯💯

me when I go to my grandma's

A chipmunk with very full cheeks looks slightly startled. The text says: When you already started eating and someone says "Let's pray".

User 👍

Who got it?

The image shows four images on the left side. The first one shows two closed fists next to each other. The second one shows two hands clapping. The third and fourth images show a Nintendo Wii game console and Will Smith, respectively. On the right side, there is an identical game console and a picture of Will Smith. At the bottom are pictures of Will Smith and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. The last picture shows a fist pointing towards the viewer. Text above reads: "Only true music fans will get this".

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