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Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

A diptych of two images. On the left, a hand holds a clear, yellowish popsicle with several cigarettes frozen inside it, filters facing downwards. The background is blurry green foliage. On the right, the same hand holds the same popsicle, but a bite has been taken out of the top, revealing the wet, brown tobacco inside. Above the images, text reads, "Nothing beats cigarette popsicles on a hot summer day".

Heroin Monkey

A person is seen from behind at an airport security checkpoint, likely going through a scanner. They are wearing a black T-shirt with the word "OSAMA" in red letters at the top. Below that is a cartoonish image of Osama bin Laden wearing a turban and a yellow shirt, standing behind DJ turntables. Below the image, the text "SPIN LA" is visible in red. A TSA officer in uniform is visible in the foreground, facing away, interacting with the traveler. A Snapchat caption at the bottom reads: "My man is not coming onboard with ts on 💀".

Heroin Monkey

A painting depicts ancient people engaged in hunting and gathering activities in a rural landscape. In the foreground, a man with a tool on his shoulder walks with a dog. In the background, other figures are working near thatched huts and animals like cows and pigs. Overlaid on the left side of the image is a smartphone screen displaying a scene from "Family Guy" where Peter, Meg, and Brian are playing a board game. Text on the phone screen reads "20 Funny Scenes", "Family Guy", "animation", and "Disney". A black bar at the top of the image contains the text "hunting and gathering boring ahh hell".

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot from a social media platform shows a man with light hair and a serious expression, looking over a white building with many windows, presumably in London. Below the video, a comments section is visible. It shows the location 'London' with '67.1K people added to Favorites' and '6,140 comments'. A user named Kollado asks, 'what's the etiquette of rubbing one out under the table?' The creator, William Hanson, responds, 'You ask this on almost every video. May I suggest you seek professional help??'

Heroin Monkey

A close-up selfie of an older man with glasses and a beard, looking directly at the camera with a serious or confused expression. Above his head, a white text box from a social media 'Questions' feature asks, 'Do you know how to twerk?'

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a weather application interface, displaying a forecast for "Pluto". The current temperature is -387° and it's cloudy. The hourly forecast shows temperatures ranging from -387° to 388°. The 10-day forecast shows daily temperatures, mostly in the -380s, with several days indicating a high chance of snow. An overlay text bubble says, "I fucking hate living here 😭💔💔". The background is a faint image of Pluto.

Heroin Monkey

tabs1528

Who doesn‘t

A skeleton is sitting relaxed on a wooden bench in an outdoor setting. A hand holding a silver pistol is shown in the foreground pointing upwards from the bottom left. Text overlays the image. Top text: ME IN A SHOOTER GAME. Bottom text: PRETENDING I'M DEAD TO KILL THE ENEMY.

Heroin Monkey

A yellow emoji face with wide, slightly anxious eyes, a wide open mouth, and eyebrows raised in mild confusion. Next to the face, a yellow hand is shown making a gesture where the index and middle fingers are crossed, with curved lines indicating motion. Text below the image reads 'watching gay porn in public but doing this the entire time so people know I'm straight.'. There is a Shutterstock watermark.

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

Creed (shit isnt availabe)

A two-panel meme using the Buff Doge vs. Cheems format. The top panel shows two muscular Doge characters in military helmets holding rifles, facing a smaller Cheems character wearing a conical hat and holding a smaller rifle. Text above reads "how i thought vietnam war happened" and text below the Doges reads "stupid farmer thinking he can win". The bottom panel shows several smaller Cheems characters with rifles positioned strategically in dense jungle foliage, surrounding a few smaller Doge characters with rifles who appear to be retreating. Text above reads "how it really happened" and text below the Doges reads "shit they set us up retreat".

Heroin Monkey

The top image is the colorful, illustrated album cover for Kool Keith's album 'Thug or What?'. It depicts Kool Keith with a serious expression, holding a gun. Superimposed over his body is a sheer image of him wearing a pink bra and fishnet stockings. Two other figures are also on the cover: a young person on a bike and another person leaning on a wall. The text on the cover reads 'THUG OR WHAT?' and 'KOOL KEITH'. Below the album cover is a screenshot of a tweet from Kurrco saying 'The GRAMMYs are introducing a new category: Best Album Cover
Which album cover deserved to win a GRAMMY in the past?'.

Frenchwopmuttkiller

Frenchwopmutt is my favorite meme now because its true, based, real, and funny.

An illustration of a caricatured man with brown skin, a large black mustache, and a big smile showing teeth. He wears a white chef's hat and shirt with a red bow tie or scarf. He is making an 'OK' gesture with his right hand. In the top right corner is a small French flag.

Frenchwopmuttkiller

Picrel is the average french wopmutt bagguette. Shitfrench aren't even White, European, or human !!

A drawing of a person with exaggerated features, a large nose and lips, wearing a red beret and a striped shirt. They are looking up at a regal figure with a beard and a golden crown or headdress. A thought bubble above the first person says 'My ancestor :)'.

Heroin Monkey

A stylized image featuring a golden figure and a large yellow sphere on a path in a misty forest scene, framed by red decorative elements with Chinese characters. Overlayed white text reads: Karma is REAL! You and your bro will receive a fentanyl addiction. Type 'yes' to hook your entire bloodline on fent.

Heroin Monkey

A fighter jet is parked on a runway under a blue sky. Text is overlaid on the sky, stacked vertically. From top to bottom, it reads: World War, World War 2, World War 3, 2 World 2 War, World War: Tokyo Drift, World and War, World 7, War 8. A large red arrow points from the right towards 'World War 3', with the text 'You are here' next to the arrow.

Heroin Monkey

A young man with a beard, wearing a hoodie, smiles slightly while looking at the camera. He appears relaxed, leaning against a surface. Text overlays the bottom part of the image: The vibe when I'm listening to Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church W

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