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Dream

SweetCandycanecatt · 14 hours ago

POV: u and your friend both have the same dream but u can't get out of it until morning, whyyy them dude whyyy themmm...

A digital art illustration showing two colorful cartoon characters with dizzy, spiraling eyes holding hands against a checkered patterned background, looking worried and trapped in a strange dream realm.

Confession

SweetCandycanecatt · 15 hours ago

POV: when your with your friend and they ask u to take a picture together and then before the picture is taken, your friend grabs your hand, and says they like u???? wahhhhh wait what???

A digital drawing of two stylized characters labeled Sprout and Cosmo. Sprout has green plant-like hair and leans in close with a blush, while Cosmo makes a peace sign in front while taking a photo.

Drink

SweetCandycanecatt · 15 hours ago

POV: when your friend buys u a drink, but u don't thank then, instead u pull off this movee..... HAHAHAHAA

A digital drawing of the character Tom from Eddsworld. The text 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM!!' is written at the top. Tom is wearing a blue hoodie, has black eyes and spiky brown hair. He holds a white bottle in one hand and throws a peace sign with the other. There is a pineapple, a bowling ball, a guitar neck, and a small teddy bear in the background.

Chair

💫ຟill໐ຟ✨ · 1 day ago

ig im killing 3

A screenshot of text depicting a hypothetical dialogue among the characters of the game Doki Doki Literature Club. MC asks, "There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?" Yuri suggests having everyone stand. Sayori suggests bringing three more chairs. Natsuki says the most important ones can sit down. Monika bluntly responds, "Kill three."

Freedom

💫ຟill໐ຟ✨ · 1 day ago

I pull this card when thay talk too low

A close-up shot of an intense bald eagle staring forward against an American flag background, framed by bold white impact text reading 'CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS FREEDOM'.

Laziness

Sky · 2 days ago

True

The meme features two images of Kermit the Frog. The top text reads: '*ice accidentally drops in kitchen*'. Below this, the left image shows a normal Kermit looking slightly concerned, and the right image shows 'Evil Kermit' wearing a dark hooded cloak, looking mischievous. The text next to the Kermits reads: 'Me to me: kick it under the fridge'.

Forgetfulness

Doom? · 3 days ago

The minute I forget something

A plush toy frog is sitting on a plush orange pumpkin pillow with a black jack-o'-lantern face. The frog is reclined and looking upwards with a blank, spaced-out expression against a grey textured background.

Binge watching

Sky · 3 days ago

Me on school nights

The image features the popular 'Evil Kermit' meme template. At the top, there is text depicting a dialogue. The speaker 'Me' says they should go to bed early, but their dark side, 'Me to me', repeatedly demands 'One more episode'. Below the text is a photo of Kermit the Frog looking at a version of himself dressed in a dark, hooded Sith cloak.

Artist

💫ຟill໐ຟ✨ · 3 days ago

very true-

A two-panel Lisa Simpson's Presentation meme. The top panel shows Lisa on a stage in front of a projection screen reading: 'Please, stop hating on all AI users. some of them are really just having fun.' The bottom panel zooms in on Lisa looking sideways with the screen reading: 'Hate on AI "Artists"'.

Search history

ender · 5 days ago

Bullied

A screenshot of a social media post showing a user's brother's search history. The poster circles 'how to deal with bullying' with a purple oval and expresses sympathy, completely ignoring the deeply disturbing surrounding searches: 'can a human sperm get a dog pregnant', 'how to tell my parents i got someone pregnant', and 'how to abort a dog pregnancy at home'.

Mosquito

💫ຟill໐ຟ✨ · 7 days ago

I'm done being the victim

A screenshot of a Google Search bar showing the typed query 'how to bite a mosquito back'.

AI Overview

💫ຟill໐ຟ✨ · 7 days ago

Mild annoyance

A screenshot of a Google Search result. The search box contains the query 'help i accidentally summoned a lemon to fight akito sohma'. Below it, a blue-highlighted AI Overview box responds: 'You need to act fast before the lemon gets squeezed, or worse, Akito gets mildly annoyed.'

Lemon

💫ຟill໐ຟ✨ · 7 days ago

I'm cooked-

A screenshot of a Google search in dark mode. The query in the search bar is 'help i accidentally summoned a lemon to fight gojo'. The AI Overview result below directly responds: 'You are completely cooked, because you accidentally brought a sentient, overpowered citrus fruit into a fight against Satoru Gojo from Jujutsu Kaisen.'

Gun

ender · 11 days ago

gun

A photograph of a semi-automatic handgun painted in rainbow stripes, accompanied by a screenshot of Reddit comments. One comment reads, 'It only shoots gay people.', followed by a reply saying, 'Ahh, now I know why most guns a black.'

Opinion

ender · 12 days ago

opinion

A close-up shot of an old, dusty vintage typewriter. Sprouted from the typewriter is a piece of aged, brownish paper with typed black text that reads: "opinions are like orgasms, mine is more important and i don't care if you have one". A small watermark "wannakissyourscars" is visible on the bottom right of the paper.

Orgasm

ender · 13 days ago

stress relief

A photo of a whiteboard hanging on a wall with handwritten text that reads: "Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress release. So when I tell you to go fuck yourself, it's because I care." In the lower right corner, the text 'wannakissyourscars' is written.

Rumor

Big Camel · 13 days ago

POV: Someone starts a rumor about you

A tiny, unamused-looking kitten stares directly at the camera with caption text that reads 'that's it you're going in the soup'.

Sign

Katzenviech · 13 days ago

A photograph taken inside a store looking up at a giant hanging advertisement sign. The sign features a large picture of a cinnamon bun, the text 'Cinnamon bun $1', and a small disclaimer at the bottom reading '*Not actual size' circled in red. Text overlay reads 'Well no shit'.

Cat

Anonymous · 14 days ago

saerched this-

A screenshot of a web browser's address bar showing the Google search query "my cat wants" with various autocompleted suggestions. The highlighted suggestion reads "my cat wants to kill me".

Appearance

Anonymous · 14 days ago

found this on google

A Google search query asking 'Why am I single?' triggers a system permission popup below it stating 'Google wants to open front camera:' with 'Allow' and 'Block' buttons.