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Anonymous

Allow me to assume please.

A drawing shows two people facing each other. The first person, on the left, asks "how are you?". The second person answers: "my pronouns are...", and the person on the right replies: "You have exactly 10 seconds to get the fuck out of my house."

mommy uwu

LoOk ThIs Is MeGaN

The image shows two side-by-side panels. The top one is a cartoon image of Moana smiling gently with bright eyes and perfect skin. The text above the image reads: "HOW I THINK I LOOK WHEN I SMILE AT SOMEONE". The bottom panel is a picture of a large crab with a large toothy smile, from the movie Moana. Above this image, the text reads "HOW I ACTUALLY LOOK".

Heroin Monkey

Autterpop

Why Bing is Superior tbh

The image shows a two panel comparison of how Google and Bing respond to searches related to suicide. In the first panel a picture of Thor and Loki from a movie is used with the caption 'GET HELP!' In the second panel on the left a skeleton is hanging and on the right SpongeBob and Patrick are in a coffin with the text 'Okay, get in.'

Anonymous

A rubber duck with a red ball gag and a leather harness with spikes. The text reads: "People say my girlfriend acts like a friendly duck. Never getting out of my head."

Heroin Monkey

A photo shows a group of children wearing blue outfits standing in a caged area. The text on the image says: "POV: When bro finally shows you his basement (He wasn't joking)"

Heroin Monkey

A sign that reads: "www.bridgewatercurlingclub.com. You think you can hurt my feelings. I used to hold the fleshlight for my dad."

Anonymous

When your in a hotel and hear muffled moaning from another room

A screenshot from a YouTube video of Eminem with a shocked facial expression. The subtitle reads, "Something's wrong, I can feel it."

Heroin Monkey

An ant is standing next to a bottle of antacid tablets. A speech bubble above the ant says, "Fuck dude, I'm tripping balls."

Bozo

A man is about to eat a very large hamburger. The text on the image says, "Children under the age of 3. Products containing small parts."

M3ME G0D

A meme for guys

A pie chart showing the reasons why someone's hand is in their pocket. The reasons are: "There's something in there", "My hands are cold", and "I need to adjust". The largest portion is "I need to adjust".

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Stop

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a young man wearing an FBI hat, looking serious. The caption says "Me: uninstalls tik tok. My FBI agent.". The bottom panel shows a young man crying, wearing headphones. The caption says "My chinese hacker."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of an app tracking abstinence from smoking/vaping and pooping. The smoking/vaping abstinence time is 365 days, while the pooping abstinence time is 12 days.

ur momy

so true

A young child with her mouth open is crying. The text above her reads "MEAN OLDER SISTER" and below reads "CHASING YOU WITH VACUUM CLEANER".

Bozo

The image shows a person in a suit playing a piano underwater. In the top left corner, there is a floating Minecraft-like information box saying "Water Breathing 24:56".

ohio nugget

that one cool kid in your class

A chihuahua wearing a light blue hoodie is looking at the camera. The dog has a slightly smug look.

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows a castle with a skull-shaped entrance, set against a dark and cloudy sky. The text overlay reads, "YOU CAN LIVE IN THIS COOL AND BADASS CASTLE FOR 6 MONTHS RENT FREE BUT NO MORE SMOKING METH AND BEATING YOUR WIFE AND KIDS. COULD YOU DO IT??"

CrackedRuby_alt

Hold upp

The image shows two pairs of images side by side. On the left top panel is the image of a green bellsprout from the Pokemon anime and below it a picture of Master Oogway, the turtle from the movie Kung Fu Panda. The right side top panel displays a picture of a pink lickylicky Pokemon and below it a picture of Master Oogway. The text above the bellsprout reads "JAMES' POKEMON" and above lickylicky reads "JESSIE'S POKEMON". The text under the Oogway images states: "THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS." - Master Oogway

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a traffic accident involving a Coca-Cola truck and a Mentos truck. The Mentos truck is tipped over on its side, and the caption reads, "I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE HOW CLOSE WE CAME TO A WORLD ENDING EVENT."

Hgfdfrgt

Gang gang

A person with a masked face and wings drawn on either side. The person makes hand sign and the text “Semen” is written over the image