Meeting jokes
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
Memes
"Chairing is caring, folks!"
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's đ„đ
Meaning: It's hot [đ„] dawg [đ]!
A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
Someone: Didnât we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. Thatâs why I donât go there anymore.
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."
I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, May I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, May I celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.
May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. May I grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.
So a guy gets a motorcycle with authentic leather seats, and the dealer tells him, "Dude, the rain will ruin the seats. Get it under something if it starts raining, and worst-case scenario, put Vaseline all over the seats to make it waterproof." So he goes to his girlfriend's house that night for dinner, and before he goes inside, she says, "Listen, this is your first time meeting my parents. We have a rule: the first one to speak has to do the dishes." So he walks inside and sees a mountain of dishes, over three months' worth, because no one has spoken, and the stench is awful.
During dinner, he concocted a plan to get someone to speak, so he started doing all of this crazy shit to try and get someone to speak. Not a peep. Eventually, he grabs his girlfriend, bends her over, and starts going to town. Still nothing. The parents are outraged but not speaking because they don't want to do the dishes. After about a minute of this, he walks away and does the same to her mum and starts going to town. Now the dad is pissed and just staring him down with daggers. At that moment, it starts to rain. He remembers his motorcycle is out in the rain, and he grabs the Vaseline out of his pack pocket, and the dad goes, "FINE! I'LL DO THE DISHES!"