Meeting jokes
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's 🔥🌭
Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.
"Chairing is caring, folks!"
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?