What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
The ketchup.
Laila has 69 boobs but that is 222 many. One day she went on 51st street to meet Dr.X who 8 all her boobs and now she's boobless :) - 6922251 x 8 = 55378008 put the calculator upside down.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date and she asks him "so are you Indian?" and the Muslim goes "no bitch, i ain't 7 eleven i'm 9/11"
A sex addict man meets a rich man around Christmas.
The sex addict asks the rich man, "What are you getting your wife this Christmas?" The rich man replies, "Diamond earrings and a Mercedes." The sex addict asks, "Why are you getting her two gifts?" The rich man says, "Well, if she doesn't like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them."
The sex addict nods. Then the rich man asks him, "So what are you getting your wife this year?" The sex addict thinks about it for a second and replies, "A gold necklace and a dildo."
The rich man asks, "Why those two things?" The sex addict astutely reponds, "This way, if she doesn't like the jewelry she can go f... herself."
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
i like touching things that have been in space. i was super excited when i got to meet an astronaut
My did Stephan Hawkins not turn up to the meeting
His internet connection ran out
I remember I meet a Orphan he ask can I suck your thumb I said why because that daddy pig
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush. All I have to do is go to the africa section
khi beats his meet tpo weed- germiah
Two lepers meet on the street First says “how you doing?” Second says “mustn’t crumble”
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
A anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another. The death toll went sky high.
Why don't humans eat raw meat, because they use technology to cry about raw meet is good, go and leave bro, I'm going to ear sushi
Do u know what's lonely? Your lips, wanna meet mine?
A man walks into an AA meeting and ask for a roadmap.
Homie: let's meet ♥️
Skrr: it's 🔥đźŚ
Meaning- it's hot[🔥] dawg[đźŚ]
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe. The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves
What did one wall say to the other wall
Meet you at the corner
