ME jokes
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
What does the penis say to the condom? "Cover me I'm going inside."
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Where is this pic of me in my bra?
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.