why cant orphans work a McDonalds ? cause they call their employees family
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
You momma's so fat she started fat lives matter .. meetings are everyday 11 o clock mcdonalds 12 o clock kfc 1 o'clock pizza Hut
Why boys feel safe at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch? Ronald McDonald's don't put his meat between boy's buns
Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application, I asked him to show me his skills and experience but he just started diving and asking for pens and tapins, I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
why do orphan love mcdonalds
because the initials is like mother and father
I went to McDonalds and I saw a line of fat people because there were selling free Hamburgers.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s.it’s a family Company
life is like a mcdonalds meal it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people
Why can’t orphans play at a McDonald’s play place? They don’t have parent supervision.
YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO MCDONALDS THEY SAID, "sorry you've had enough mam"
Mcdonalds worker: order order customer: i diddnt do anything wrong!!!!
Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal
McDonald's was originally called 'Mac and Dick', so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
My friend talking to fat boi : I can order you at McDonalds’. Double Big Mac triple quarter pounder cheese burger
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
There both mc lovin what there eating.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
You walk into a mcdonalds and you ask for some extra mayo and they put to much on there. I say I didn't order a Mc cumshot
