You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
McDonald's :)
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's
