Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?
They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s.it’s a family Company
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's?
They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
McDonald's worker: Order, order!
Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
