McDonald's worker: Order, order!
Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!
McDonald's Jokes
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?
They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
McDonald's :)
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.