McDonald's jokes
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.