After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!
