Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
are teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall no resson so i said hey wall dat ass flat like a pancake from mcdondles.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
'' What place can you always find suicidal cows at? ''
"Mc Donald's."
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's
