Maximum jokes
I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is £1,000."
But that's not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.
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Scary Terry
Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
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Community
Attention WJE. This is unnecessary but it just so seems PEOPLE CAN’T GET IT THROUGH THEIR BRAIN. “err err” IS MY CATCHPHRASE AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY CATCHPHRASE, I MADE THAT SHIT. IF I CATCH ANY OF YOU HOS USING THIS IN CHAT ITS GONNA BE ON SIGHT. WORLD STAR. I WILL PERSONALLY FIND WHERE YOU LIVE AND PULL UP WITH THE SINALOA CARTEL AND BEATING YOU WITH A CHROMEBOOK CHARGER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD AT FULL SPEED MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY. Kisses and hugs 🤗