Maximum jokes

I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is £1,000."

But that's not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.

Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)

I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.

Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."

How many times can 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out.

Maths...

....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.