What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
What is brown and extremely sticky.......A stick
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas. "I don't understand it, Doc", she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas". "Thankfully", she added, "they are at least silent when I fart". Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him. The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled. The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".
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Which Book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible Plot Twist?
-The math Bookšš¢. Suddenly letters š appear in the calculations...
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extreme handicapped. I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables"
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speakerās circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his driver (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.
āI have an idea, boss,ā his driver said. āIāve heard you give this speech so many times. Iāll bet I could give it for you.ā Einstein laughed loudly and said, āWhy not? Letās do it!ā
When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the driver's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The driver gave a beautiful rendition of Einsteinās speech and even answered a few questions expertly.
Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobodyās fool. Without missing a beat, the driver fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, āSir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my driver, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.ā
If youāre gonna have a gangbang make it extreme
i saw a kid in a wheelchair and i screamed EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!
imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in fast and furious his wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered āI called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.ā
What do you call an elite bungee jumper... An emo kid
If gay means happy then I'm extremely homophobic.
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with Cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The non stop dancer". It is very funny but it is made even funnier by Dudley moors, drunken and stoned laughter through the song. One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio but they are adlibbing and extremely drunk.
Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the āharshest conditions on earthā
Knock knock
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad? Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
So one day, I took a trip to Russia, and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any body guards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days. After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project Š±Š»ŃŃŃ, and I had said yes, and the officer said god help us. So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent, and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said. I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy. He said we did, and that we were extremely drunk.
