Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Maul Jokes
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck arenβt you dead?"
