Maul jokes

Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

Where do Sith get their clothes?

At the Darth Maul!

What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.

While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.

We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.

When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale

Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.