Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Where do sith get their clothes? At the Darth Maul!
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled
Obi wan be like to earth maul lightsabers are blue lightsabers are red I cut you in half why the fuck arenβt you dead