Maul jokes
Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
Memes
i wanna be a firefighter when i grow up
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck arenβt you dead?"
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.
While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.
We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
Monkey Man's mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em.