Maul jokes

What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

Where do Sith get their clothes?

At the Darth Maul!