Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
What store has the most vegetables?
A nursing home.
For sale: Dead canary.
Not going cheep.
