Yo mama so fat. In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet
What is Marios Favorite Website? -Yahoo
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
i went to the store because i ha to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because i was playing mario kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma lik if yu creyre everitime
One thing you can ask mario.
Can you jump up and down for me
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic Where no fetus can beat us and your loss is our sauce.
what did the 19yr say to the 12yr old?!
wanna play Mario smash bros without Mario or his bros
In mario, it is called a zoomba, but if it was real, it would be boomba
Smg4 mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this.. Candice everyone: Candice? Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH
So a man walks into the bar. The bartender looks to him and says, "You look like your having a rough day, tell me about it?"
The man then stood up and became mario
Why did the chicken cross the road? To mario
Mario (DYM 150)
Super Mario
