The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow’ He commented “What the hell is wrong with you”and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.” He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
Yo mama why you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario I mean Mario jump to Mars
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
i went to the store because i ha to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because i was playing mario kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma lik if yu creyre everitime
One thing you can ask mario.
Can you jump up and down for me
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic Where no fetus can beat us and your loss is our sauce.
what did the 19yr say to the 12yr old?!
wanna play Mario smash bros without Mario or his bros
In mario, it is called a zoomba, but if it was real, it would be boomba
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Smg4 mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this.. Candice everyone: Candice? Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH
So a man walks into the bar. The bartender looks to him and says, "You look like your having a rough day, tell me about it?"
The man then stood up and became mario
Why did the chicken cross the road? To mario
Super Mario
Mario (DYM 150)
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