What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
