I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback. -Gabriel Sanchez
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
What is a gathering of octopus called?
Octoposse.
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
