Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM
BEFORE I GOT HIGH
What does weed in the Carolina Panthers have in common? They both get smoked in bowls
[ when a cop meets a pothead on April 20th ]
Officer : Hi, how high are you?
Pothead : No officer, it's how are you
Officer : oh im sorry ive been high since last night
Pothead : cool, i'd like to give you sum weed, happy 420 sir
Officer : omg thx man appreciate that
When you say, "I'm high!".
But then you fall off.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana. “Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
The Drunk and a priest
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
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Do the French people smoke weed or oui’d?
The person to make the first cannabinol cook book had a wife and ate (eight) children
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