My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf's saw them they sang... "Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked if she wanna. Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and they had a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, now they have a son.
I had a friend named Mari. Sadly she did drugs. So one day I go up to her and say “Mari-juana do this????” She later asked me to leave forever..... I don’t gnome why but... it CRACKed me up abit!!!
Do the French people smoke weed or oui’d?
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
A depressed man was caught on top of the empire state building with marijuana, needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
The person to make the first cannabinol cook book had a wife and ate (eight) children
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap.
He was high on my list of priorities.
