Manipulation jokes
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.
Community talk
yall im act so pissed. So my dad doesn't want me to spend the weekend at emilys house cause shes my girlfriend, and it's "asking for trouble" bcuz im 15. What's gonna happen? her mom's home ALL weekend, AND I can't even get knocked up if we did do anything. And apparently I'm "manipulating" my dad by saying "can I go to emilys house for the weekend" instead of "Can I go spend the weekend with my girlfriend?" And … Read more
Gettin with a guy to get revenge on a girl <3
some songs just give me anxiety, some things just do, some people. Some popele are bad for me, im bad for some. I do fucked up things, i cant take back. My dad is right. no matter what poeple think, its true. im manulative, im controlling, im obessive, attention seeking. some people see it, others dont. everythgin i do has a reason, weather its a defecne, or not. ill stilll be bad for some pople. im thanfull thes… Read more