Mammal

Mammal Jokes

Seal

What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?

They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"

Elephant

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"

Llama

What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?

"Alpaca my bags."

Tit

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

Cat

READ THIS OUT LOUD:

This is this cat.

This is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is a busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

this is seconds cat.

NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

Donkey

What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?

A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.