YO MAMMA EAT TO MUCH THAT SEE THEW UP A THOUSEND TIMES AND SAID HELP ME SON
Your mamma so stinky that perfume leeks where she puts it on
your mamma so ugly when the baby came out of her the baby didn't cry the baby said what the hell is this shit and walked out of the hospital.
Your mamma's so fat the aliens call her their mother ship
yo mamma so ugly that even god said be gone DEMON!
Yo mamma's so fat she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet
Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "You forgot the remote!"
yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join the ugly contest they said "sorry, no professionals"
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Yo mamma is so FAT, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Yo mamma such a quitter, she di
