Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "You forgot the remote!"
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
