Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems 'daveon' disappear.
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
MC Illusion
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
MC Presto
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
Eminem-o the Great
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
The kids dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat. The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools the hat was covering the hips
Magician..." I am the greatest magician in the whole world... look now you see the rabbit in the hat and now it is gone!...Redneck girl..."That`s nothing my dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple hours!"...
what is an orphans dads job a magician because he makes him self disappear.
Why don't we have female magicians 'Cause the last ones got hang
I was doing a magic show, i tried to make a bunny disappear but it didn’t work. I walked outside in shame, i looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
Is your dad a magician Bc he magically disappeared
What did the magician do as a trick in his show? Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
2 magicians were in a competition the first one did magic and the second started counting down 3 2 but before he said the last number he 1
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
why do we not have female magicians because last time we had them we burned them alive
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
