I saw stephen king using an atm it is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down
I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
