Machine

Machine Jokes

How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?

I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.

I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.

It just doesn’t make any cents!

I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

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