Lyric jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Memes
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
Never gonna give you up.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Nig
(finish the lyrics)
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!