Lyric jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Never gonna give you up.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.