What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
Lyric Jokes
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
Never gonna give you up.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesnāt even matter.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
Why canāt blind people sing [if] that canāt hear because they can see the lyrics?
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
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Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
"Never gonna give you up."
