Lyric jokes
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
Never gonna give you up.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?
"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!