Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
Lyric Jokes
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!