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Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually

A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion "What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.

"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job." replied the Priest.

"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.

"Well, next I can become Bishop." said the Priest.

"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.

"If I work real hard and do a good job as Bishop, it's possible for me to become an Archbishop." said the Priest.

"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.

The Priest, beginning to get a bit exasperated replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."

"And then?" asked the Rabbi.

The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."

"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.

"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"

"Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"

My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.

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What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke? A stroke of luck :)

Comments and join dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck

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Why did the African win the food eating contest. Begginers luck.

so the teacher go up to you and says im going to call your parents me: good luck finding them

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people and i wish them the best. Best of luck.

Why are orphans lucky? Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell there parents.

life is karma... because I was born god gifted me with socially awkwardness, $#!t athletic skills, and stupidity

I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.

I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette, retired after one loss ever.

So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.