I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
You guys asked for a joke? Well you're in luck, cause you already are one!
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. -- I now have $999,999.75.
Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
