Love Life jokes
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Your love life.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
My love life.
Adriano loves life.
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Your love life.
My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
My chance of finding love.
Angus' love life.
Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love, she is always on top?
Donald Trump can only F@#k up.