Loss jokes
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
My girlfriend died in Tokyo during a tsunami. I was sad, but my friend told me, "Don't worry, there are plenty more in the ocean."
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
If someone calls you, reply with this: “Hi, this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?”
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.