Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Borthwick's hairline.
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
"today was the word day ever","why", because my ex got his by a bus, and i lost my job as a bus driver".
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Stop, orphan joke!
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
