Loss jokes
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.