Loss jokes
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.