Loss jokes
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."