Loss jokes
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."