Loss jokes
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.