Loss jokes
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
Borthwick's hairline.