Loss jokes
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”