Loss jokes
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...