Loss jokes
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
I lost my bag. :(
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.