Loss jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
The twin towers were like my parents... They never came back.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
My dead grandfather!!!!
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.