Loss jokes
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
My dog died. I'm so sad.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)