Loss

Loss jokes

Dad

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked, and the other doesn't.

Orphanage

Does an orphanage have daddy issues?

Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.

Orphan

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.

Orphanage

People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.

Orphan

Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?

One of them actually came back.

Orphan

What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?

A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?

A parent.

Dad

My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!

Orphan

Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???

Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.

(Disclaimer: not funny xD)

Dad

I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...

Soldier

A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.

He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.

The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.

Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"

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