Loss jokes
My dog died. I'm so sad.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"