Loss jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
My dog died. I'm so sad.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?