Loss jokes
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.