Loss jokes
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
My dog died. I'm so sad.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...