Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
mamma mia abortion clinic! your loss is our sauce
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck someone would die later that exact day she found out she had cancer.11 months later my grandpa died of a stroke I hope to see them in heaven I’d like to meet them pls comment good things I really really love them even though I didn’t get to meet them😭😭😭
Friend 1: I HATE YOU! Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didnt say t-that!! Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored* Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! plz shut up. All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
