Loss jokes
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.