Loss jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."