Loss jokes
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...