Loss jokes
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
My dog died. I'm so sad.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.