Loss jokes
My ex died today.
I also lost my job as a butcher.
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Hairline got repossessed.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't ever find home.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11... Allahu Akbar!
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
So, I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.