It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
My dog died. I'm so sad.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
