Loss jokes
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
My dog died. I'm so sad.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.