Loss jokes
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.