Loss jokes
Why don't orphans like to get lost?
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.