What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Loss Jokes
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
UHH, DADDY!
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”