Loss jokes
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."