Loss jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.