Loss jokes
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.