Loss jokes
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.