Loss jokes
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.