Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke but I forgot it
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
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What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?
The cancer came back.
