Loss jokes
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣