Loss jokes
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
I don't know, I don't have one.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.