Loss

Loss jokes

Miscarriage

    • One day, Billy's teacher asked him, "I heard your mom had a baby. What did she have?"

    Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle."

    "Now Billy, you know that your mom didn't have a bicycle. What did she have?"

    "Maybe it was a tricycle."

    "Billy, don't stand there and lie to me. We're going to the principal's office right now!"

    The teacher grabbed Billy and escorted him to the principal's office and explained what happened. The principal looked sternly at Billy and said, "Stop lying, Billy. You know your mom didn't have a bicycle or a tricycle. What did your mother have?"

    Billy looked up, fear in his eyes and said, "Well, maybe she had a go-cart."

    That was more than enough. "I'm calling your mother right now!"

    Soon, Billy's mother arrived at the principal's office. "It seems that Billy has decided to start telling lies. His teacher asked him what you recently had, and he said a bicycle, then a tricycle, then a go-cart!"

    Billy's mother teared up, and through her sobs, replied to the principal and teacher, "No. Sadly, I had a miscarriage."

    Billy sat up straight and said, "I KNEW that damn thing had wheels!"

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    • Orphan

    • Why can’t orphans play baseball?

    Because they can’t find home plate.

    Kid

    • I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

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    • Orphan

    • What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.

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    • Orphan

    • Friend: Hi, orphan.

    Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.

    Friend: ummm

    Orphan: Exactly, U can't.

    Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!

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    • Orphan

    • So, I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.

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    • Orphan

    • Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

    Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???

    Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.

    (Disclaimer: not funny xD)

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    • 9/11

    • Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.

    He was a great pilot.

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